Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Passive Agressive:
People who CC my boss
When emailing me

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

"Hey, are you busy?"
The answer is always "yes"
Even when I'm not.

Tuesday, March 14, 2006

The most hated phrase
"Well, maybe you can help me"
I CAN'T AND I WON'T

Monday, February 06, 2006

starting the week off on the right foot.

Monday, December 12, 2005

Coffee too strong, there?
Well, next time make it yourself
Benson, I am not.


Tuesday, November 01, 2005

you have a huge hole
in your skirt, and yet i am
silent. take that,bitch.



Monday, October 31, 2005


i see you dressed up
as a witch for halloween
oops! it's not a mask!