Passive Agressive:
People who CC my boss
When emailing me

"Hey, are you busy?"

The answer is always "yes"

Even when I'm not.

The most hated phrase

"Well, maybe you can help me"

I CAN'T AND I WON'T

starting the week off on the right foot.

Coffee too strong, there?

Well, next time make it yourself

Benson, I am not.

you have a huge hole

in your skirt, and yet i am

silent. take that,bitch.

i see you dressed up

as a witch for halloween

oops! it's not a mask!